The awkard moment when you accidently make eye contact with the same person like 5 times…
That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.
capitoltech:

capitoltorture:

capitoltech:

Idk what this is. 

Over three thousand notes you whore.

What the actual fuck is everyone doing with their lives. 

capitoltech:

capitoltorture:

capitoltech:

Idk what this is. 

Over three thousand notes you whore.

What the actual fuck is everyone doing with their lives. 

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

iluvukrisjenner:

sup bitches

iluvukrisjenner:

sup bitches